Heidi Montag has dropped her shy and retiring husband Spencer Pratt as her manager, and has hired a psychic to do the job instead.
Spencer has managed his wife ever since they met five years ago, but Heidi has replaced him with her psychic, because she feels 'it will give her an edge no one else has'.
Do you ever feel like these two are diabolical media-whoring geniuses?
The singer (?) says "After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager. Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."
She goes on, "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."
She can't keep quiet for long, and the 50% plastic star of The Hills Heidi Montag is back in this video for Funny Or Die, where she spoofs herself and her extensive plastic surgery.
"I was honoured to work with the amazing Ron Howard," Heidi told People magazine. "He was even more incredible than I could have imagined - kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable - he made me feel confident in my talent."
Well, we're not sure about 'talent', but it is actually pretty amusing.
In the video, shot for Americans for Financial Reform, Heidi says "If you're a reality TV star, chances are good that you'll one day have plastic surgery. It's also a for sure thing that you'll have to pay for those surgeries using credit cards, because you've spent all the money you made on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here on expensive purses, tiny dogs and... healing bracelets for your husband."
We just thought this was funny. Wait, wait, it gets better.
Spencer was playing 'tug of war' with his dog, but instead of holding his end of the rope in his hand, like a human, he decided to hold it in his teeth. Like a dog.
The dog (being stronger then Spencer) won the tug of war pulling the rope out of his owners mouth, at which point the Hills star bit through his tongue.
Apparently Spencer has taken the incident "as a sign from God that he needs to continue to keep his mouth shut in 2010". Luckily he's been able to keep that up, since he's been unable to speak for the past few days after undergoing surgery.
But never fear; he'll be back to spouting rubbish (possibly about crystals) soon enough.
Now the uproar over Heidi Montag's surgery has died down, Spencer Pratt has developed an addiction - to crystals. As in, the rocks.
We really should have seen this coming after he brought one onto the red carpet with him. The famewhore apparently told press "I am so addicted to crystals, it's like a sickness. I've spent $500,000 on crystals this year. I checked my bank account last night, and I have $203 left."
He also filled us in on what he and wife Heidi did on Valentines Day, saying they "hung out with our puppies and cuddled with our crystal. It's supposed to bring love. There's a whole science to this -- I'm not crazy."
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have reportedly released their own iPhone application so that their 'fans' can gain "exclusive access" to the wonderful world of Speidi.
According to the application being pushed by The Hills stars, buyers of the app (Well you didn't think they'd be kindly offering this for free?) will:
"Gain exclusive access to unseen photos, candids, and videos unavailable to fans, until now. New photos, youTube videos, and Ustream files will be constantly uploaded, to keep your experience 'fresh'."
No, no, that's not Barbie. But I wouldn't blame you for being confused, what with the pink dress, blonde hair and plastic face.
This was the debut of Heidi Montag's new face after she underwent extensive surgery consisting of a massive TEN procedures, including breast and chin implants.
She showed off her dramatic plastic surgery transformation at a party at Las Vegas's Pure Nightclub that she hosted with husband Spencer Pratt, and spoke to the press about how happy she was with it.
Heidi told People magazine "My favourite part, I think one of them is my chin. I think that's what I was so excited about. And I love my boobs but I still want to improve... I didn't get them as big as I originally wanted."
Let's be honest, she may as well just go the whole way and get the Mattel logo tattooed on her behind now.
Another day, another designer collection for the high street. This time it's Jimmy Choo doing the honours for H&M, and they certainly managed to attract a fair few celebs to their launch in West Hollywood yesterday.
It being Jimmy Choo and everything, all eyes were on the feet, which is why Whitney Port's leopard print wedged ankle boots caught our eye. They look a little bit like orthopedic disco shoes, but we sort of like them - it might be because Whitney had the good sense to team them with an entirely black outfit and pared-down hair and makeup.
Of course they've go the added advantage of being the perfect party season shoes. They're statement, can be worn with jeans or a dress and won't make your feet hurt after hours on the dance floor. Hmmm, maybe Whitney's on to something...
Ever wondered who earns the most out of The Hills cast members? Nope? Well, we're going to tell you anyway.
According to the Daily Beast, Kristin Cavallari pulls in £90k a week, compared to £100k a week for Audriana Partridge and Lo Bosworth.
Heidi Montag also gets £100k a week, but her poor old husband only brings home a paltry £65k a week. Which goes some way to explain why he continues to pimp himself out to the highest bidder with scary levels of desperation.
When it comes to the noxious pairing that is Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, we're torn between not wanting to give the publicity-obsessed pair any more air time and not being able to avert our eyes from the car crash.
Spencer's stopped telling everyone that he should be King of America and his wife should be the next Michael Jackson long enough to shoot a promotion for Coca Cola in Los Angeles. To give them credit where it's due, there are very few people who'd throw themselves at a gig like that with that much blind enthusiasm, and they certainly seem happy to be there.
Heidi Montag has dropped her shy and retiring husband Spencer Pratt as her manager, and has hired a psychic to do the job instead.
We just thought this was funny. Wait, wait, it gets better.
Well okay, it wasn't that dramatic.
