This week, the girls over at Lipsy London kindly let us in on their little secret that is the Autumn/Winter 09 collection.
They've given us these exclusive behind the scenes photos of the latest shoot, so I thought I'd share them with all of you!
There's three loose themes around the new collection; Rock Star, Electro Pop and Back to the Future, giving us the first nod to where the glitter season's trends are headed.
I particularly like the Lipsy themed graffiti wall. Wouldn't it be great if we lived in a world where the streets were tagged with cute hearts and bright colours?
No?
I disagree.
'Y'know I think this is the guy who nearly mugged me in the way to the coffee shop just a few minutes ago. 'Officer! This is him...yeah, trampy guy...looks like he slept rough...'
'What did you say Officer? It's Orlando Bloom? What the one who's supposedly dating Jennifer Aniston? Who's had more hot Hollywood girls than er, Leonardo Di Caprio! Officer, you're crazy!!! This isn't...Orland-oh ... yes it is...'
Yes, oh OSOyou-ers. You see before you The 'Sexiest' Brit in Hollywood. Beany hat and duffle coat a go-go. Complete with 'cute' Musketeer-style facial hair, odd suit trousers and er, plimsolls, while filming 'New York, I love you' with Christina Ricci.
I'm really hoping, with all my patriotic heart here, that he's wearing this garb because he's 'in character'. Otherwise - ORLANDO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You're letting the Brit style side down. Sort it out or we'll have to send Henry Holland in and make you date Agyness Deyn.
Orly - I just want to drool over you - not worry you're going to drool on me and mug me for my cappuccino money...
The sensation that's sweeping the nation continues.
Day Two: JK Rowling has joined the team of women vying to win OSOYOU's Best Dressed Cleavage Awards. And, in a futile attempt to clinch the top prize, JK arranged to have her nicely presented 'chicken fillets', grabbed at a book awards last night - as a publicity stunt!
Of course I may have got the wrong end of the stick here: JK, who seems to get younger and more glamorous by the book (is it another magical side effect of Harry Potter, or is it just the impact of having gazillions in the bank, and a en-suite facialist?), could have been collecting an award at the Galaxy Book Awards, when some publishing bloke got put his hand in an awkward spot, by accident.
If the Harry Potter authoress is looking smug, it may be the fact that she learned that rival 'writer' - ahem - Katie Price, aka Jordan, DIDN'T win a Children's Book of the Year Award for her recent children's tome.
Of course JK may also be looking smug because it's not often a 43-year old gets groped by a man moved to lust at an awards ceremony by her mammaries - and a pretty foxy purple fan tail satin dress.
But you know the thing that's really weirding me about this picture: doesn't the bloke doing the groping look like he could be Tony Blair's brother?!
Cue Twilight Zone music....duh duh - duh duh ... I think I'll go and take a lie down now....
So desperate is Anne Robinson to win OSOYOU's Best Dressed Cleavage competition, she persuaded Richard and Judy wine critic, Olly Smith, to rearrange her, ahem, chicken fillets live on a celeb version of The Weakest Link!
To be honest, I'm surprised he could feel anything through that awful jade velvet skirt suit. But that's by the by.
Now I'm not saying that I'm any position to comment on the attractiveness or otherwise of an older women's chest. But when you think of 63-year old Anne's mammary region, does it make you think of:
a) Chicken Madras (aka curry chest)
b) Puppy dog ears (a red setter, possibly?)
c) Silicone valley (the more parched areas...)
To see more good, bad and (I'm afraid, OSO users), really very ugly celebrity mammary action, or to enter our competition to find the Best Dressed Cleavage on OSOYOU, click here.
I don't know about you: but I'm just pleased to see Kate doing something 'relatively' normal - which doesn't involve high fashion parties, A listers and that messy fiance of hers.
Here's Kate and (pleb) Co. on her Californian holiday, taking a ride on the River Adventure water ride inside of Jurassic Park at the Universal Studios Hollywood theme park.
It's fab to see Kate, all crazy bird's nest hair, laughing and WITH her daughter (gasp!), who let's face it, doesn't usually figure highly in Kate's public schedule.
Also good to see that NO-ONE looks stylish in a yellow souwester - but she does look happy!
Hmmm - probably something deep and wise I could say about all of that. Ah well.
When it comes to shopping power, Gisele Bundchen makes Coleen McLoughlan look like a retail pygmy.
Here is the world's richest supermodel ($33million - count 'em - earnings last year) in Ibiza picking up a few things from designer boutique Mayurka.
Gisele, normally seen sporting her American quarterback boyfriend on her arm, has opted for utility shopping wear here: dark glasses to hide perfect supermodel bone structure and puffa coat and scarf for the dash between emporiums.
The question is, now that Carla Bruni has outclassed her (cavorting with British Royalty and PMs!!!) should we be expecting a clandestine meeting with Gordon Brown any time soon?
I'm not sure which is more shocking here - the nipple slippage (click here see it un-edited), or the apparent extreme amount of plastic surgery on display from our Pussycat Doll here as she performs live in Malaysia.
I mean, last time I looked the Bride of Wildenstein didn't have a younger sister did she?
But it looks like I'm not the only one who was shocked: the promoters of the concert were fined 10,000 Ringgits (£1,436) for allowing the female US act to perform "sexually suggestive" routines on stage in Kuala Lumpur.
Nope, I'm still more shocked by the 'fake beauty factor' on display.... think I'll stick to my Age and Defy moisturiser and a Figleaves push up bra. Not sure that makes me destined to be the Pussycat Dolls' newest member somehow*!
OK, so this isn't actually Rumer Willis, but the pun was too good to miss!
Rumer's younger sister, Tallulah Belle stepped out with mum Demi Moore last night, off to see the screening of Demi's new film, Flawless.
Y'know, it must be hard being the daughter of the world's (possibly?) most beautiful actress (who, BTW, never seems to age). Add to that that Dad's gene pool didn't exactly hand over the best bits when you were created...
But both gals looked pretty good as they left their New York apartment.
Demi opted for a stunning tiered white coat with jewel belt and cascading hair. Tallulah showed off her (lack of) age - and her pins - in a sweet flippy black dress, cute heels and a foxy fake fur matinee jacket. They make a great mother and daughter pair.
So why did Demi take Tallulah and not Ashton along to her big night? Well, Mr Kutcher is a busy man - fresh from filming Whatever Happened in Vegas with Cameron Diaz and producing his new sit som, Miss Guided, he's now on the set of his new movie, Spread.
But hey, Ashton's loss is Tallulah's gain, right? And anyway, she's bound to be hitting the red carpet just like Mum and big sis Rumer soon enough - so why not get some practise in?
So, I'm loving the close up shot of Britney's new re-growth here, as the beleaguered one leaves a sushi restaurant in Beverly Hills, surrounded by the ubiquitous 'gentlemen of the press'.
Britters, according to industry sources, is set to make a mini-comeback, appearing in a cameo role for the new US TV hit How I met your Mother.
An insider revealed that the most likely role for Britney in that episode is "Abby," a girl who works in Ted's doctor's office. She's described as "sweet and friendly and scattered and a little nerdy".
Britney needs some good news (and a chunk of cash). Reports this morning suggest she has just gone into dispute with KFed's people over the legal bills for her child custody case. She's still desperate to get back her kids, say friends.
Heck, she also needs her hair, her figure and her sense of style back, judging by these pics.
It was Brooklyn Beckham's 9th birthday yesterday and I have to say, if I was a mom - which I am, come to think of it - I would 'diiiiie' to turn up at my kid's party looking like this!
Number one: Youngest son Cruz is dressed in a PROPER fancy dress outfit, which doesn't look like mum scraped it together out of the back of the wardrobe, at great haste, the night before. And doesn't he look proud, as a result?
Number two: look at Posh!!! The image of cool, gorgeous, fashion perfection. The hair is perfect, with the glasses adding that international celebrity edge. And that dress! I am in love.
Stunning, simple with a twist: a silver and red combat print shift. It even matches the Batman outfit. Genius.
Perfect to attend your 9 year old's birthday bash - if you're one of the world's leading fashionistas that is. Oh, and by the way - Heidi Klum and Eva Longoria turned up for Brooklyn's party too. As you do.
Message to all you slummy moms out there (myself, ahem, included): Must.Try.Harder. ;)
This week, the girls over at Lipsy London kindly let us in on their little secret that is the Autumn/Winter 09 collection. 
