I don't know about you, but I keep hoping Lindsay Lohan stops falling out (literally) of nightclubs, sorts her life out and finds some amazing role that re-establishes her place in Hollywood.
I would also like to win the lottery, and find a pair of heels that don't make me want to hack my feet off after an hour of wearing them.
But maybe one of my wishes will come true? Lindsay has apparently signed on to play porn star, and later anti-pornography spokeswoman, Linda Lovelace in a movie of her life.
The film, for now called Inferno, is being produced by Chris Hanley - the same guy who produced the very well received movies The Virgin Suicides and American Psycho.
Apparently the plans will be officially announced at the Cannes Film Festival.
It looks as if Lindsay Lohan still has some supporters left in the movie industry - Quentin Tarantino is reportedly interested in casting her in an upcoming project.
The 23-year old Mean Girls star has seen her movie roles dry up after being plagued by rumours of her unreliability due to her constant partying.
A source said, "Lindsay is just the kind of character Quentin loves.
"No-one expects her to do anything significant on film ever again but he has at least one role he feels she would be perfect for. It's a shocking, hardcore character but it will put her back on the map much as Quentin did for John Travolta."
If this is true we're intrigued to see how it turns out!
Lindsay Lohan has expanded her leggings line, 6126, into a full clothing range including mini-dresses, hoodies and vests for Fall.
The collection of 280 pieces, which retail from $60 to $1000, include edgy minidresses and a draped, gold leather vest, as well as fall staples like chunky cardigans and embellished hoodies.
You might see the edgy black looks and wonder where Lindsay got her inspiration from.
The answer? "The iconic Marilyn Monroe and the timeless, confident glamour she represents"
Perez Hilton has gotten into yet another twitter war with a celebrity - and this time it's Lindsay Lohan, who attended his birthday party last week (pictured).
The gossip blogger, who never misses a chance to write about Lindsay on his website, tweeted at her, "A certain red-haired starlet's Tweets from this weekend seem to be a cry for help. I hope she gets it! Safe flight to me"
He then attempted to start a trending topic "Pray4Lindsay"
The actress finally snapped, and replied "Your statement couldn't be more wrong in every single way. And I find your accusations and slanderous remarks to be gross."
"Then again, Karma is a bitch, isn't it? I can't imagine what yours will be"
Never one to let go of a good catfight, Perez replied "ME being the one on drugs? Denial must be your middle name! And Enabler is your mother's! #pray4lindsay"
According to TMZ Lindsay Lohan is so broke that she's in danger of being evicted.
The former teen star was apparently two months behind in rent and her landlord sent her a legal notice to pay or get out.
Lindsay managed to pay the $23,000 that she owed but as she isn't pulling in any income and there's not much chance of her getting work with the allegations of drug abuse, it's a wonder how she'll carry on.
TMZ also say "there is still a strong feeling - even resignation - that Lindsay will die soon if she doesn't get help."
They say "There is deep frustration among the remaining people in Lindsay's world that her mom, Dina, is enabling her daughter by insisting Lindsay is fine."
Lindsay Lohan's dad has taken the obvious step to try and get publicity for himself help his daughter by holding a press conference telling the worlds media she needs help.
We're sure she's very grateful.
At the conferance (which we're surprised anybody went to) Michael Lohan said, "In difficult times, she reaches out to me. It happened last week when she fell into the cactus. She said, 'I need security.' I'm her father and I love her."
He went on, "[Now] I'm asking everyone out there to help her and if you're an enabler [to Lindsay] get out of there. I want to meet with Lindsay's lawyers and sit down with her privately to work something out, discuss the situation."
"If she refuses to do so, I guess we will take out measures. I hope Lindsay is accommodating. We all know the truth."
By measures, we assume he means having her committed a la Britney. Lindsay may need help, but we'd be willing to bet A LOT of money that she won't thank him for this.
Lindsay Lohan probably knows all the police is West Hollywood now, and the ones who have met her are reportedly concerned.
Officers who see Lindsay at her worst late at night when she needs help avoiding the paparazzi, say that her behavior has grown progressively worse over the last few months.
Apparently the police who saw her in one of her worse states considered taking her in for a 5150 evaluation - which is an involuntary psychiatric hold!
Lindsay Lohan has strongely denied the rumours that she will be designing a bag line for Ed Hardy (even though it would have been a match made in heaven).
The actress took to her twitter to debunk the rumours, saying, "fyi..... i am NOT designing for Ed Hardy... JUST 6126 (my line)"
That beacon of style and sophistication known as Lindsay Lohan is apparently in negotiations to design a line of handbags for Ed Hardy.
The 23-year-old actress and party girl has reportedly already designed three collections, and more are expected.
A source said, "Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner. They thought she'd be a good fit and so did she."
Let's hope this goes better for her then the Emanuel Ungaro unpleasantness.
Tina Fey did an interview with the Daily Mail's You magazine, and talked about Lindsay Lohan while discussing the pitfalls of being a child star.
The comedian was talking about her daughter going into acting and avoiding the "downward spiral" that Lindsay, who she starred with in Mean Girls, has fallen into.
She said, "Lindsay was 17 when she did Mean Girls and she was brilliant. But to have success and money at that age has got to be overwhelming."
"No-one tells you, 'No', and I definitely wouldn't want that for my child."
Tina went on, "Lindsay was a lovely girl. Very smart and very funny - and I hold out hope that we'll see some really good work from her again."
I don't know about you, but I keep hoping Lindsay Lohan stops falling out (literally) of nightclubs, sorts her life out and finds some amazing role that re-establishes her place in Hollywood.
Perez Hilton has gotten into yet another twitter war with a celebrity - and this time it's 
Tina Fey did an interview with the Daily Mail's You magazine, and talked about 
