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It may surprise you to learn that Katie Price is at a book signing here.
Whoever made this for her needs to have their glue-gun forcibly removed.
The model or whatever she is now was at the launch of her (or Rebecca Farnsworth's) latest novel, Paradise.
We hope we never have to see this outfit again.
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We all rejoiced to hear that Katie Price had given up on killing our ears her music career, and now she's decided she wants to focus on her writing career, just as she released her newest book Paradise.
Except she says she can't write.
The model talked to The Sun about the ghostwriter, former journalist Rebecca Farnworth , who writes her novels, saying "She knows how to put a book together. I don't. I'm not a writer."
Katie added, "I sort of say a plot and how I want it and then each chapter I go through with Rebecca."
Isn't there anything she can do? We know you're desperate to hear the plot of her latest book, so here it is!
Katie explained, "It's a story about a couple and then another man gets involved. It sounds very similar to my life, actually. It's like Rebecca and me are predicting what's going to happen to me in my life."
She added: "The character might get back with her ex, she might not."
We don't think she will actually, Kate.
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Well we know what Katie Price will be doing now she's giving up her career in music!
The model will be throwing many a dinner party.
Katie said, "I am always entertaining. Every weekend, I cook for about 15 to 20 people. I've got this reputation for partying all the time but I can't remember the last time I went out," she said.
"I don't really have any famous friends; it's just my family, friends and all their kids."
She continued: "I never dress up for dinner parties; I put on my tracksuit or my pyjamas. A good dinner party is about sleeping off your food in front of a film."
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Katie Price has made the wise decision to step back from her, um, music career.
After her last single Free To Love Again failed to enter the Top 40, the model and author has decided to concentrate on her other projects.
An insider said, "Katie wants to concentrate on what she does best 100%."
They added, "She knows what she's good at whether its writing books, modelling or appearing on her own reality show but the pop career isn't for her."
Katie has also apparently cancelled her plans to perform at G.A.Y.
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Katie Price has apparently realised what she has done to her face, and become overcome with regret.
The glamour model was on the promotional trail for her single (lol) a few days ago and had clearly done something to her face involving botox and maybe a filler or 6.
But it hasn't taken her long to see the error of her ways apparently - she's reportedly devastated by how she looks.
She allegedly said, "The children are calling me Daffy Duck and laughing at my puffy pillow face. Blown-up red lips, long dark hair and make-up. I do look like a duck."
A source said, "Katie thinks she looks like a cartoon character. She tries to laugh it off, but she knows she looks a state. She's desperate to have the fillers dissolved and wants them out of her face."
We think that would be wise.
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And speaking of crazy hen nights - Katie Price had hers last night!
The ex-page 3 girl had a party at the Mayfair Hotel ahead of her marriage blessing with husband Alex Reid, and left carrying this delicious looking cake, after celebrating with performing male strippers and her girlfriends.
Wearing a classy ensemble of plunging pink halterneck gown and a white veil the model left the party sober. Not so crazy then.
Don't forget Katie's single, Free To Love Again, is released on July 12! We literally can't wait for the video.
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Katie Price has apparently said that she wants her 2nd wedding to Alex Reid to be as different from her one to Peter Andre as possible - she wants it to be "classy". That would be different.
A source said, "This time she's going to be a lot more understated. There will also be no sit-down meal and instead she is going for a buffet-style dinner. She wants a ball rather than a disco for a party."
We think she may be a bit confused about what constitutes a classy wedding...
She's even issued a 'no-bling' instruction to her guests - and there's another problem... no-one seems to want to come.Katie has had to pull out of a magazine deal because not enough celebrities want to come - Simon Cowell, Davina McCall and Vinnie Jones are all said to have turned down invitations.
Katie Price apparently wants to be taken more seriously in the business world, and has decided that the best way would be to undergo an image makeover.
We want Katie to know we wholeheartedly support this idea (the fake tan and black hair needs to go).
A source said, "Katie is sick and tired of her image. As a married woman and a mother-of-three she thinks it's high-time she opted for something a little more classy and elegant."
So what look will she be aiming for? "She has always been interested in the fashion world and sees this as the perfect opportunity to try her hand at a more couture-inspired look."
Couture? Okay...
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Katie Price has announced that she is releasing her first solo single in July...
She tweeted, "I can at last reveal my first solo single is out Monday 12 July. I love the tune and hope you guys do too xxx"
This is not the first time Katie has shown a desire to be a singer - you may remember (or have blocked it from your memory) that the 32-year-old put herself forward to represent the United Kingdom in the Eurovision Song Contest in 2005.
We'll bring you the video as soon as we get it. We can't wait.
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Katie Price is reportedly resenting her loving husband Alex Reid because he has become too independant.
According to Heat, Katie wants to restrict his career so that they can be a 'power-couple' just like her and Peter used to be.
A source said, "Alex is miserable and at his wits' end. She's telling him, 'Just do as you're told - I'm the boss'. Jordan doesn't like Alex making money in his own right."
"She resents his success. She constantly reminds him how much money 'Brand Pricey' makes and tells him he should just enjoy it."
Every time I see the word 'Pricey', I shudder.
"He wants to be married to her because he love her, but all she wants is a money-making deal. Alex loves Jordan for all her faults and he wants to make things work between them."
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