Tom Cruise: sex with me is 'like flying'

He's already got form when it comes to making outlandish statements on chat shows, and now Tom Cruise has thrilled us all with the not at all skin-crawling revelation that sex with him is 'like flying.'
More worryingly, he was standing next to Cameron Diaz when he said it. The pair were being interviewed by Jay Leno via satellite. First Jay asked Tom if he'd ever been to a strip club, which he promptly denied, like a good little soldier.
Then Jay asked "Tom, I know you're a pilot...what are you better at. Flying or sex?" After fully considering his answer/the pr implications of what he was about to say, Tom answered, "I try to excel in all areas, and I've never been asked for a refund." Maverick, sorry Tom, also finished Cameron Diaz's statement that having sex with Tom is "like flying, Jay."
As much as it disgusts us to put much thought into the matter, that would explain Katie Holme's perpetually glazed eyes and compliant nature.
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