Kelly Osbourne is off her tits

We knew it was only a matter of time before Chantelle Houghton and Gemma Atkinson made the entire boob job industry go bust. Their over-stuffed sandbags have not only caused stocks of silicon to plummet lower than a deflated cleavage, but also managed to reverse the entire trend to the point that you're more likely to find people queuing for a breast reduction these days...

First we had to bid farewell to Victoria Beckham's bazookas, and now Kelly Osbourne has revealed that she's looking to minimize things in the future...

"It's no secret that I hate my boobs. I want a size in between a B and C cup that you don't need to wear a bra with," she told OK. "Perfect boobs is what I want and when I am a little older it's what I plan to do."

I'm sure Kerry Katona has a good surgeon on speed dial. Hoover at the ready.

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