'Victoria Beckham has the perfect body,' declares Jordan

Has the celebrity feud of the 21st century finally come to an end? In an interview that has sent shock waves throughout the showbiz world (and caused a bit of a ripple here at Osoblog) Katie Price (pka Jordan) told Heat: "Victoria always looks really good. She always looks immaculate and I love her hair."

And so do we. Please, study this picture and then compare and contrast.

I bet you're waiting for the sting in the tail now, aren't you? Oh, OK, then. Katie went on to say "but it would be nice to see her in just a tracksuit, no make-up, going to the shops." What Katie, a bit like this?

Still, it's not much of a sting is it? More of a gentle brush against a dying nettle.

Thank you ladies. Thank you for all the fun you've given us fighting like fools. And now let peace reign. Ha!

Here's Katie looking like an angel.

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