Pussycat Dolls desperately seeking a wardrobe assistant

The Pussycat Dolls are on the hunt for a new wardrobe assistant for their UK tour, according to The Sun. I wonder how that ad went; "five girls capable of only wearing underwear need assistant to teach them about clothes?"

Nicole Scherzinger and the girls start their Doll Domination tour on January 18th in Aberdeen and end on February 6th in Liverpool. No silly, they're not only doing two shows, there's lots inbetween. And it seems someone's got to help them get in and out of their undies. La Senza undies of course. The PC Dolls... nope, doesn't quite work, the Pussycats' creator has designed a collection for La Senza called Shhh... by Robin Antin. Now there's an ambiguous name.

And, like a puzzle worthy of the deleted scenes of The Da Vinci Code, it's all falling happily into place. Since most of their "wardrobe" is La Senza perhaps one of their board members could help out. Step forward Mr Dragons' Den, Theo Paphites. Oh sorry Theo, step back again. You're wanted over at the pen shop. Never mind, another day.

So, let me tell you where I stand on this seeking a wardrobe assistant thing at the moment. I wish you all the best with the tour, but... I'm out.

Here's lovely Nicole on a rare wearing-clothes day.

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