Paris Hilton's big night out with Jordan

Honest to god, will someone please get this woman out of London? If I see her pose like this one more time, well, I'll... I'll... get on the Eurostar to Paris. And stay at the Hilton.

Yes, here was Paris Hilton posing outside of the Dorchester Hotel last night (after posing outside the Sanderson the night before. Where on earth is she staying? And why are neither of them The Hilton?).

As you can see, she was dressed like a flapper - yes, flapper - in a red fringed dress with a silver bead trim, which she accessorised with a matching silver beaded clutch bag and a matching glossy red pout.

But Paris met her match when she got to celebrity hang-out Movida - because who was there but none other than The Artist Formerly Known As Jordan.

And Katie Price rather outdid Paris in the fashion stakes, it has to be said - wearing a black vest top, a pair of frilly black hotpants (which may have well been just 'pants') and ripped black fishnet tights. Why, even her clutchbag outshone Paris's, being shaped, as it was, in the style of the Eiffel Tower.

Coming next: Paris arriving at The Ritz wearing a bikini and clutching a bag in the shape of the Chrysler Building. Bring it onnnnn!

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