Paris Hilton parties with Prince William

Here was Paris Hilton in London last night - about to head out for a night on the town. As you do, when you're a rich celebrity and it's a Wednesday night.

Now, I won't dwell on Paris's shocking outfit here - mainly because she looks like Pauline Calf, but also because the dramatic headline of this story is that Paris was heading out for a night out with Prince William.

Well, erm, sort of.

In short: Paris went off to favourite celebrity haunt Whisky Mist - and guess who else was hanging out in the VIP area there? Prince William. And Princess Beatrice. And Princess Eugenie. And Princess Christina Aguilera.

Sadly, though, Kate Middleton appears to have been absent. Shame. Because that would have been a great face-off, dontcha think? "Leave 'er, Pazza! She's not worf it!". Pauline Calf would have been proud.

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