Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr's PDA in Venice

What is it about Italy and celebrity couples? Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel went to Rome and were snapped canoodling - canoodling, I tell you! - down a dark alley. And now Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are smooching in the land of espressos, gondolas and Cornettos (Italian Tourist Board - you can have that one for free).

What? They were in Venice Los Angeles?

Well, that scuppers that theory, then.

Anyway: back to Orlando and Miranda's smooch - although Orlando doesn't look too keen on it here. Orlando: your girlfriend is a underwear model. She's wearing skintight leather trousers. And what looks like your shirt and jumper. Wait a minute - is that the problem? Are you annoyed because she borrowed them without asking?

I'm not getting involved. *Walks away, whistling*

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