Miley Cyrus too sick to go to church

Miley Cyrus, the Hannah Montana star seen here flaunting her trademark two-fingered salute with boot look, was just too sickly to make it to church this Sunday, according to Gossip Girls.

Now, I know what you're thinking: this is news?

Well, sort of - because guess who did go? None other than Nashville Star contestant, undie model, and Miley squeeze Justin Gaston.

When asked by E! if he was dating Miley Cyrus (with a virus... maybe), Justin said, "We're friends. We're good friends [though] you never know what's going to happen. I take it one day at a time."

Hmmm. going to church with the old folks? Sitting next to Billy Ray "You cannot be" Cyrus? Sounds like you're taking it ten days at a time, Justin. It seems as if things may well indeed be getting a touch serious (Cyrus? See what I'm trying to do? It's not working? OK, sorry.)

Let us ponder what Miley might wear to church next week. A wedding dress? If you do Miley, go easy on the V for Victory stuff. It's not the done thing. Try to come up with something a bit more churchy.

In the meantime, get well soon, my dearie. We want the Smiley Miley back.

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