Miley Cyrus celebrates 16th Birthday at Disneyland 5 weeks too early!

Miley Cyrus, the Hannah Montana star, will be 16 on November 23rd, and to celebrate she had the biggest birthday party ever seen yesterday on october 6th at Disneyland! Duh! Does she think she's the Queen or something? Note to non Brits- the Queen has two birthdays. Why? because she's the Queen, fools! She can have ten if she wants.

"Miley is really hard to surprise," her father Billy Ray Cyrus told the Associated Press. He then opened the party by singing Achy Breaky Heart. Well, Billy Boy, someone's got to say it, but you didn't really go out of your way to surprise did you?

And Smiley Miley told the Associated Press; "My parents shut down Disneyland for me, so I'm good for a while." Yes, I'm sure you are Miley, but listen, beyond the shut portals; the distant sound of wailing children, locked out of their dreamworld.

5,000 people attended and they paid $250 a ticket. Hang on? Are we absolutely sure this is a birthday party we're talking about? Oh, it must be; her parents bought her a new puppy. Keep those surprises coming Billy.

Here's a pic of the Birthday girl kissing a female mouse. See Billy? Your daughter's got the hang of this surprise thing.

Here she is looking delightful in yellow clogs and a red polka dot oops... looking every inch the Birthday girl in a star spangled dress and blue sequined stilettos. Happy Birthday Miley!

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