Lindsay Lohan does the Hokey Cokey

Poor Lindsay Lohan. She just can't make up her mind. And no, we are not talking hairstyles here. More lifestyles. Is she in, or is she out? Ugly Betty-wise, she's way, way out. But today we are speaking in terms of her sexuality. Hence the desperate hokey cokey comparison.

According to ,Showbiz Spy, Lindsay still loves men. Sure, she's been dating DJ Samantha Ronson for months; a sign to many of lesbianism; but that counts for nothing when the addition of a single "not" changes the meaning around completely.

As a Hollywood insider says: "Lindsay is adamant she's not a lesbian and still loves men. She says Sam is the only girl she would go for." There. See? Sam's the girl for her but she's not a lesbian. Got it? I wonder if that Hollywood insider is by any chance also known as a publicist?

Who cares? Just relax Lindsay. Swing both ways. Don't worry. Be happy.

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