Katie Holmes superglues hand to window

Pity poor Katie Holmes. You're on your way out and you only go and accidentally superglue your hand to a glass window. Thank Tom the other hand is free to call the emergency services.

Not really. That would be a silly thing to do, and, I've just realised, a silly thing to write.

Here's Katie off out on Saturday. Every day we see pictures of her coming and going. It's like she's got a job or something.

Wearing a plaid shirt, thick grey scarf, and flared jeans, Katie was of course on her way to her job; a matinee of 'All My Sons in New York City. No! She's not an usherette, she's in the thing.

Katie, hubby Tom Cruise, and the kids are all enjoying New York so much they just can't stop buying ice cream properties. A source told the New York Post: "In the past couple of months they've bought up all these other apartments. They're all separate and on different floors. Tom is seen coming in and out all the time and he's really friendly to everyone he meets. But Katie just kind of keeps her head down. Everyone in the neighborhood is buzzing about it."

She's not keeping her head down, she's texting. Ah, but what? An insider unreliably informs me "Tom, lay off the ice cream fatso."

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