'George Clooney was a 9.5 out of 10 in bed,' says Lisa Snowdon

Yes, Lisa Snowdon, the only supermodel named after a mountain, has come over all Craig Revel Horwood-like and scored Gorgeous George Clooney a paltry 9.5 out of 10. In bed, that is. Goodness knows what the Strictly Come Dancing star would give him for a tango.

"It was a good time in my life, we had a laugh. It was a pretty normal relationship at times", she told the News of the World. But still only 9.5. Why the missing, oh so important, half? Could it be that when Lisa was sharing George's bed, there was an unwanted third member getting in the way; George's much loved and much missed 18 year old mate, Max, the pot-bellied pig?

Lisa goes on; "Obviously when other megastars used to rock up that used to be a bit of a 'pinch yourself' moment".

I bet. Brad Pitt turning up looking like an unshaven waiter while Swoony Clooney still looks dapper in a single breasted tux, even when searching in vain for his car keys. And don't you think Brad's left arm looks a little like a lady's leg? Oh, excuse me, it is a lady's leg.

So Lisa we're disappointed at the worryingly low 9.5 out of 10, but we give you a massive 10 out of 10 for keeping your on-off-on-off-off-off romance with Mr. Clooney in the news.

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