Amy Winehouse turns sailor

After feeling the whole singing thing wasn't working out for her, Amy Winehouse decided to turn to boats. "Everyboard! Starboard. Now!" she yelled. And they replied: "No! No! No!" And Amy decided to hang up her captain's hat, replace it with a bow, and return to what she was good at - performing at the Best Presents Bestival in the Isle of Wight. She couldn't quite bring herself to give up the ship's wheel though.

Ur, yeah, so anyway. Amy made it to the festival Lily Allen said she couldn't face and put on a stonking performance. She ignored all fashion rules, bearing cleavage and legs, and still looked her fabulous self. We're sure dad Mitch would be willing to provide some style comments (for a small fee) but we'd rather not hear them, thanks. Give a black cabbie an audience and he won't shut up eh?

The 'Rehab' star ordered 48 bottles of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Guess she's big into irony.

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