Amy Winehouse to get help from Dita Von Teese?

Not that she's actually, y'know, asked for it - as far as I know.

But whether she wants it or not, American model-stroke-burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese wants to help out the walking train-wreck that is Amy Winehouse.

"No matter how much [Amy] breaks down, she still has the beehive of sorts and the outfits and eyeliner," Dita tells the Daily Express. "When I see pictures of her I wish I could tidy her up a bit".

Ah, "tidy her up a bit". Dita may be the queen of burlesque - but she's also clearly the queen of understatement.

Still, at least Amy agrees with her. "Look what happened to my dreams. I am a mess, look at me," she said, sadly, at the Berkley Square Ball on Saturday night. "I can't believe what has happened tome. I am so sad."

*Insert sad face here*.

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