Big Brother 9: Stuart is evicted!

With 59% of the vote, fact fans.

Yes, muscleman Stuart beat Rachel - or, rather: lost out to her - last night, becoming the ninth person to be evicted from the Big Brother house. And his eviction 'look' couldn't have been more metrosexual if he'd tried.

Sporting what appeared to be eyeliner and mascara - or maybe not, because he always looks like that - Stu wore a black jacket, white shirt and dandy black cravat-tie-thing as he left. He also attempted to crowd-surf... and failed spectacularly, when the crowd just parted and let him fall. Whoops.

Davina McCall, meanwhile, wore a Little Black Dress (top marks) - and a black plastic Alice band shoved way too far up the back of her head (fail). Ah, Davina. One of these nights you'll get it perfectly right!

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