Benji Madden can't save Paris Hilton

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Benji Madden can't save Paris Hilton

It must be un-bare-able. You look awful. The paps are chasing you. And the last thing you want to do is bear your bare chin to the world.

Why? Because you have snogging stubble rash? Because you slipped face down your pole while dancing? Because a desperate fan accidentally lamped you one in their eagerness?

No, because you fell flat on your face in a restaurant, and not even your rack atsr boyfriend could save you from making a fool of yourself. For someone who is used to a lot of embarrassment in her life, this clearly tips the scales. Sex videos are one thing, purple chins another.

Worst of all, there simply isn't an accessory on earth to cover it up - bar the burqa, which, quite frankly, just isn't very Paris. So, the heiress was forced to do what any sane woman would in the circumstances: Leave the restaurant, but keep one hand permanently attached to said disfigurement.

We're only surprised Paris didn't wear a more distracting outfit in the circumstances. But perhaps that was the point of Paris and Benji's new 'his and her's' matching rings bearing each other's initials.

Awww, it's very Sixth form isn't it? Maybe they'll get two halves of a Forever Friends keyring next. Or matching Trollz?

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Posted on April 1, 2008 in Celebrity Style | Permalink

Comments

Mack

My best friend Billy Meadows wants to marry you, Paris!

Tiffany

Aww Poor baby.

I'm sure we've all somehow hurt our chins...she's a idiot, and a whore. And...i think if we think about it, we'll all know why he's with her. Come on now. She'll put out to any guy. For all we know she could be cheatin on Benji for his manager! And he's engaged to her??? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY THINKING? And yes, I bet Paris is sooo obssessed with him that she gets jealous whenever he gives a fan a kiss on the cheek.

This lil girl of Hollywood needs to get away from him. She is NOT his type. Nor is she like Nicole, and laid back. She's a stuck up b*tch that needs an MAJOR adjustment with her mind. Benji really needs to leave her.

And yes, I've hurt my chin before, it hurts bad, but MS. PERFECT needs to stop being such a cry baby.

Good Charlotte freak

Why won't this woman go home already?? I just read her body guard roughed up some guy in Finland?? She attracts the paparattzi and Good Charlottes' fans can't get near them. I'm seeing them in a couple of weeks and I hope I don't see her there. She doesn't impress me in the least. Why Benji is with her is a mystery to me. He could get anyone he wants. Why her?? She is an idiot!! She could at least stay out of sight. We don't want to see her.

As for her boo-boo on her chin. Oh well, too bad!!

Belle Vicious

i had a purple chin when i was a kid my step brother hit me in the chin with a golf club more my fult then his. i know how paris feels.

who ever wrote this should grow up!

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