Naomi Campbell in fashion and beauty bother at Heathrow Terminal 5?

Oh no. One of Britain's best supermodel exports Naomi Campbell has found herself in an unfortunately all too familiar environment - in the company of police.

The media's gone crazy with press speculation, comments from Naomi's spokesperson and 'eye witness' reports on what did (or didn't) happen, but here at OSO Towers we're more concerned about her appearance.

How does one stay beautiful whilst in trouble with the law?

Do they offer you foundation to top up your make-up at the same time they offer you a cup of tea? Are you allowed to call your personal stylist as well as a relative to let them know where you are?

I s'pose if they sat her down for a taped interview, at least she could use the two-way glass to reapply her lippy. After all, doesn't Naomi looks like a woman who can improvise?

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