JK Rowling and Jordan: so THAT's what they have in common - boobs - sorry, BOOKS!!

The sensation that's sweeping the nation continues.

Day Two: JK Rowling has joined the team of women vying to win OSOYOU's Best Dressed Cleavage Awards. And, in a futile attempt to clinch the top prize, JK arranged to have her nicely presented 'chicken fillets', grabbed at a book awards last night - as a publicity stunt!

Of course I may have got the wrong end of the stick here: JK, who seems to get younger and more glamorous by the book (is it another magical side effect of Harry Potter, or is it just the impact of having gazillions in the bank, and a en-suite facialist?), could have been collecting an award at the Galaxy Book Awards, when some publishing bloke got put his hand in an awkward spot, by accident.

If the Harry Potter authoress is looking smug, it may be the fact that she learned that rival 'writer' - ahem - Katie Price, aka Jordan, DIDN'T win a Children's Book of the Year Award for her recent children's tome.

Of course JK may also be looking smug because it's not often a 43-year old gets groped by a man moved to lust at an awards ceremony by her mammaries - and a pretty foxy purple fan tail satin dress.

But you know the thing that's really weirding me about this picture: doesn't the bloke doing the groping look like he could be Tony Blair's brother?!

Cue Twilight Zone music....duh duh - duh duh ... I think I'll go and take a lie down now....

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