Is it Orlando Bloom or is it a tramp?

'Y'know I think this is the guy who nearly mugged me in the way to the coffee shop just a few minutes ago. 'Officer! This is him...yeah, trampy guy...looks like he slept rough...'

'What did you say Officer? It's Orlando Bloom? What the one who's supposedly dating Jennifer Aniston? Who's had more hot Hollywood girls than er, Leonardo Di Caprio! Officer, you're crazy!!! This isn't...Orland-oh ... yes it is...'

Yes, oh OSOyou-ers. You see before you The 'Sexiest' Brit in Hollywood. Beany hat and duffle coat a go-go. Complete with 'cute' Musketeer-style facial hair, odd suit trousers and er, plimsolls, while filming 'New York, I love you' with Christina Ricci.

I'm really hoping, with all my patriotic heart here, that he's wearing this garb because he's 'in character'. Otherwise - ORLANDO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! You're letting the Brit style side down. Sort it out or we'll have to send Henry Holland in and make you date Agyness Deyn.

Orly - I just want to drool over you - not worry you're going to drool on me and mug me for my cappuccino money...


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