Cameron Diaz, P Diddy & Ashton Kutcher scam us all

Well, fancy that. There I was, sharpening my pencils and getting ready to delve into a riveting story about how Cameron Diaz is allegedly a bit of a, ahem, good time girl, for playing P Diddy and Matt Dillon at the same time. But it looks like that pesky Ashton Kutcher's been a-makin' mischief again. This time, aimed at us good folk of the press.

In his new reality show, Pop Fiction, Ashton's and his sleb buds are planning on punking the paps and the gossip rags. That'll learn 'em.

Ah, well. If Ashton's gonna be a little so-and-so for a bit longer, at least he's still pretty to look at. I'm loving the worn-in checked shirt and fuschia jumper (brave choice, love). But my favouritist thing are his slightly-ankle-swinging turn ups. Just the right side of geeky.

So, yes, I fell for the unlikely Puffy-Diaz pairing. Celebitchy.com have astutely pointed out that it was most probably a planted story for the show, just to point out what a bunch of manipulated dum-dums we all are.

Us poor journos, we won't know what to believe next.

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