Call The Fashion Police: what Sarah Jessica Parker's mum never told her...

So I'm loving this sleek, sexy and ultra chic version of SJP in Vegas last night. Cute mini shift dress... long white pearls to deliver that slightly eccentric fashion edge....sleek waterfall of ironed hair falling across her face...long slim legs swathed in monochrome black ... but then I get to...
WHITE STILETTOES - WITH - BLACK TIGHTS!!! Hellooooo!

'This is OSOYOU calling the Fashion Police. We have a problem here officer. Can you get over here right away and arrest this woman for crimes against fashion!'

Even my mum knows that white stilettoes will never ever be fashionable (whatever Elle magazine tells you) and definitely NOT with black school tights; due to the ever so blatant 'hooker out for a night on the town' factor.

Maybe I'll forgive her - she's usually 10/10 stylish. She was at The ShoWest 2008 Final Night Talent Awards in Las Vegas, after all. She was probably too busy to think 'Nice outfit, but hmmm - hooker shoes'. Most people sitting below in the auditorium probably couldn't see her shoes anyway. And she's SJP.

'No officer, I won't be pressing charges. Let her go.'

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