Mischa Barton lacks the luck of the Irish

Mischa, Mischa, Mischa!

You're young, you're slim, you're pretty. You could wear anything. So why are you wearing this?

Sorry, I know it's the season of goodwill to all men, and all that. But there are limits. And they include: young, pretty, slim people dressing like Nancy Dell'Olio Crossed With Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh, and Very Bad Dye Jobs Which Make Your Blonde Hair Look Orange.

Ms Barton was out in Dublin last night - she and Shirley MacLaine were guests on The Late Late Show, dontcha know - wearing slouchy, wide-legged pants (and they are 'pants' when they look like this), a loose, long jacket, a leopard print top and a leopard print scarf. Oh, and orange hair.

I would have said 'matching leopard print scarf' but as you can see, it doesn't actually match. Which is just one of the things wrong with this dreary outfit.

Mischa, remember: Father Christmas is coming soon. He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's even going to find out who's naughty and nice. So I suggest you get that request in for 'Brand New Wardrobe' sharpish.

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