Chanelle Hayes in yet another slogan t-shirt

For goodness sake Chanelle, a t-shirt and jeans for your 2008 swimsuit calendar launch? True, it was at Zavvi’s in the Bluewater shopping centre, not exactly a red carpet affair. But Victoria Beckham would certainly have amped up the sex appeal for such an occasion. You have been slacking in your Posh worship lately - especially in the wardrobe department.

We get the idea of statement fashion. Your ‘I was not evicted’ tee earlier this week was pretty clear. But we’re a bit perplexed about this one. The rather unflattering beige top reads: Caviar, champagne, chocolate, French fries. Let’s take a guess, things you like to eat and drink? You want us to know that even though you are super fancy, you still love a good order of chips? Is that really it?

Well, at least your hair looks great. The indigo jeans with gold peep-toes are lovely. Your calendar is inspiring us to get to the beach for the holidays and buy some Winter Sun Bikinis off user Melissa's list. Or the one we found below. And okay, it seems that making a statement with your clothes just might be the new black (we have the Statement Fashion List to prove it).

But caviar and French fries? Really?

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