...and the losers

First up: Pixie Geldof, who looked like she was about to perform in the Circus Tent.

Second up: Sadie Frost, who looked like she really was Trying Too Hard in that hat and those silly white aviator shades. And you're not fooling anybody when you wear shorts and wellies yet still carry a designer handbag with a gold chain. Ah, you can take the girl out of London...

And finally: Big Brother's Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. I a) honestly had no idea that you could now get that iconic Che Guevara image on strapless T-shirt dresses; and b) never thought I'd see one on Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. No one should wear this fashion item unless they're a true Marxist (which I doubt Aisleyne is), and they certainly shouldn't wear it with big earrings and painted-on eyebrows. Still, I'm sure Aisleyne was just delighted that they made it in the same colour as her wellies.

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