Lindsay, Jessica and Kirsten: The three goddesses of fashion

It was the Costume Institute Gala in New York last night. And while I could show you lots of pictures of people like J.Lo and Scarlett and Cate and Mischa and Cameron and Blah Blah Blah looking lovely, etc. etc. - and in fact, Catwalk Queen have done just that - it's far more fun, of course, to look at a few of the sillier fashion choices of the night.

Starting with Lindsay Lohan. Who wore an enormous black concoction by Marc Jacobs which reminded me of that Madonna video where she sort of turned into a crow. Or was it a panther? Or was it both? Hmm... Still, at least Lindsay covered up her chest - which is more than you can say for this young lady....

...Jessica Simpson. Who, since she fell in lurve and started openly smooching John Mayer in romantic places like Rome, is clearly slightly losing the plot, and rapidly turning into America's answer to Jordan. Look, even that woman behind her thinks so. But hey - if you thought Jess was bad, get a load of...

...Kirsten Dunst. Who took the whole idea of the Costume Institute a little too literally and turned up in a comedy flapper outfit. Not that there were that many 'comedy flappers' about in the 1920s, but you get my drift. And if that wasn't bad enough, Kirsten had the bad sense to embarrass us all - herself, her fans, the entire British populace - by bringing along her boyfriend, Johnny Borrell from Razorlight. Who in turn embarrassed himself by wearing those cowboy boots. Still, in some ways, maybe it's rather sweet. I think Celebrityville may have found its new Tim Burton and Helena Bonham-Carter, folks...

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